"The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.".
C. G. Jung
OMG... My shrink prescribed Cialis... I looked up the side effects to make sure I wasn't going to sprout antennae and it appears that I will be sprouting something else! BOING! (Too late about the antennae since they disguise themselves as my Cindy Loo-Hoo curls) Cialis... No wonder my shrink was looking good! Little mix up... (caught just in time... I was thinking of names for the little guy). I should be taking Celexa - America's new happy pill... The mind numbing God Bless Amerika - now-I-fit-in-a-box! pill... Maybe now Walmart will hire me... (Did you know Walmart subjects all its new employees to a video tape series of propaganda which trains new staff how to respond to various customer approaches and questions? No wonder you can never get help and when you finally find someone, they have a Here's Johnny-look in their eye!) The Celexa commercial features a wind up doll that has wound down and a happy lady picks it up and is really happy... yeah... The how-come-my-poop-is-blue pill? (Did you know that victims of 9/11 pooped blue and it smelled like smoke?) Okay, maybe a side effect is random thoughts...
And what about @@@XXX@@!!! BP and the gulf..... arrrrrgh! Bush lifted the law so BP could break it and now we have environmental disaster!!! Eat my shorts Bush and Dick! Hey - men's shorts do not have that annoying elastic that squeezes the crap out of you legs and you have to go up to the next size! Do you think those SOB's will pay... Obama can get real mad :( but they will file a chapter 11 - reorganize - fatten up their pensions and make Amerika will eat their shorts... and not a bit of shrimp, crab, clams and lobster will be edible for decades! Why aren't we rioting in the streets, flipping cars, throwing all our bras and sinead o'connor cd's into a massive blazing pile and demanding our government to get a hold of their wee pricks ;) and demand electric only vehicles by 2012 (oooo)? No more oil or coal!!! What are we cave people (pc)? Quit sending crap into space - it doesn't work and it costs too much and it cost even more to fix it -you ding-dongs! Sanction Mexico's government to fix their own country if you want Mexicans to stop coming to Amerika, dumb asses! Start up the manufacturing plants in Amerika to create jobs and quit importing chinese shit! It's made with lead based paint and child labor! Legalize prostitution and pot so the creeps can mellow out and leave the school kids alone (Keep it in your pants, Padre!) Bring the soldiers home and don't worry about the infrastructure that we fucked up - (conscience all of a sudden?) They didn't have one to begin with - send them the money we are spending everyday and let them fix their own infrastructure!
I think I solved all the world's problems in a paragraph! Feeling better already! ;)
Alas, tonight... a shot of Sailor Jerry rum. Tickle your fancy and slap yur knee! What do you think about the name Fred? ;)
I couldn't agree with you more about....., well, every single thing you said. Why does it seem sanity is held by so few? And, the rest control the country? Is it because the sane know to sit back and ride the tide since we are so few? Maybe it's "sense" is held by so few, and "nonsense" rules the country. The nonsense surrounds us; to the point those with sense feel like the minority!! Sometimes I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone episode where I learn I am the insane one, and everyone else is "normal". It's a tripped-up, whacky world we live in. It sure is nice to know I have a friend on the sense-side. BTW...Fred reminds me of Froedrick Fronkensteen; or the Navajo friend I grew up with; who lived across the street in a halfway house serving his breaking and entering sentence; who was an artist with an amazing knack for always having a bag stashed under some rock in the desert (out of fear of the random room searches) like some dude out of a Carlos Casteneda story.
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